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Written for the Morning News / SCNow.com, a daily newspaper/website in Florence, SC. I guess you could say this is my most lucrative writing gig.
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/opinion/columns/article_ca500324-48cc-11e8-a023-0b3ac518f74c.html">Untitled (The Denouement)</a> Award-Winning Unfinished Business: Part 200 of 200 (#200 // April 26, 2018)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/opinion/columns/article_31b882de-433c-11e8-976d-fbffe6d281e8.html">Stars & Strikethroughs</a> Award-Winning Unfinished Business: Part 199 of 200 (#199 // April 19, 2018)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/opinion/columns/article_d06148b8-3ddc-11e8-8014-138cf0728486.html">The Powers That Be</a> (#198 // April 12, 2018)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/opinion/columns/article_a0ab5476-385d-11e8-90f5-a79d18e01a95.html">You and Me and the Zombie Apocalypse</a> (#197 // April 5, 2018)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/opinion/columns/article_e1c07ae8-32d8-11e8-bad9-5bea752b3bd8.html">The more the Munchies-er</a> The March for Junk Food: Part Final (#196 // March 29, 2018)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/opinion/columns/article_4ad13b1c-2d5c-11e8-83a3-4f225c3d4247.html">Volume, Surface Area, Chocolate & Peanut Butter</a> The March for Junk Food: Part Four (#195 // March 22, 2018)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/opinion/columns/article_d67d5526-27ce-11e8-8713-47d9646bb360.html">Tweet fresh</a> The March for Junk Food: Part Three (#194 // March 15, 2018)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/opinion/columns/article_64bba8f0-2262-11e8-a85e-cb981a2c2221.html">Fish Season!</a> The March for Junk Food: Part Two (#193 // March 8, 2018)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/opinion/columns/article_4c78a3b0-1cd1-11e8-97a1-1324573144b7.html">Hourglass Versus Unicorn</a> The March for Junk Food: Part One (#192 // March 1, 2018)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/opinion/columns/article_ab98f49a-174e-11e8-8f08-7b6a743a5351.html">Competitive counterprogramming</a> (#191 // February 22, 2018)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/opinion/columns/article_52189750-11d0-11e8-9cff-573379360d0e.html">How to get away with alchemy</a> (#190 // February 15, 2018)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/opinion/columns/article_769ee87c-0c4e-11e8-8f3e-8b48647f2a11.html">Don’t Sweat the Chicken Soup</a> (#189 // February 8, 2018)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/opinion/columns/article_595d9228-06d0-11e8-8ba5-4fa5e16be179.html">Hello, I’m Your C*PA.</a> (#188 // February 1, 2018)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/opinion/columns/article_ffee3cba-013e-11e8-84a1-a390c2cd79d0.html">Eating the Tide Pod</a> (#187 // January 25, 2018)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/opinion/columns/article_0418f1de-fbd3-11e7-b0ad-6f6f8dc00222.html">Bombogenesis exodus</a> (#186 // January 18, 2018)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/opinion/columns/article_c6d798f4-f649-11e7-8a6f-4770cedc1efd.html">Full Metal Bachelor</a> (#185 // January 11, 2018)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/opinion/columns/article_5f0876b4-f0cf-11e7-9ea6-f74d1e0282ba.html">Word(s) of (This) Year</a> (#184 // January 4, 2018)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/columns/article_6671106a-eb65-11e7-9c55-c7f0d78cf4e2.html">…of the year.</a> (#183 // December 28, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_71c5938c-e5e3-11e7-bd08-db6db547e5bd.html">The most wonderful time…</a> (#182 // December 21, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_74f7aa90-e052-11e7-8b4d-b78185cd32e9.html">Christmas again?</a> (#181 // December 14, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_111afd8e-dae8-11e7-a20b-afe40940bdd0.html">Forever Christmas?</a> (#180 // December 7, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_4579d832-d55e-11e7-8a9d-0fdfec8a8035.html">Happy Gühnaste!</a> (#179 // November 30, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_74011c68-cf1b-11e7-aa7c-3f2319e93f8f.html">The 88th annual Maby’s Thanksgiving Day Parade!</a> Fourth in the No Series November series (#178 // November 23, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_63a336fc-ca76-11e7-815b-d733108a0739.html">Skip Intro</a> Third in the No Series November series (#177 // November 16, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/columns/article_d63e4d8a-c4dd-11e7-85cf-9b9c71998fe7.html">Drop dead funny (or, A stab in the dark)</a> Second in the No Series November series (#176 // November 9, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/columns/article_a03869aa-bf56-11e7-bdc3-d3861400b393.html">For the tril- of it</a> First in the No Series November series (#175 // November 2, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/columns/article_3a527d18-b9e0-11e7-9a0d-53d7953dc4e1.html">Laboratory Notes</a> Last in the Monsters! series (#174 // October 26, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_fa814c80-b441-11e7-b0f4-b757ab9a1033.html">So you’re possessed by demons</a> Third in the Monsters! series (#173 // October 19, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_9faa5656-aec6-11e7-9c72-db1f54caa134.html">Handmade homemade monsters</a> Second in the Monsters! series (#172 // October 12, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_62eee272-a958-11e7-bfac-af019bacc7e8.html">A Meeting of the Monsters Union</a> First in the Monsters! series (#171 // October 5, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_a88ec4a2-a3d4-11e7-afd8-4314dab781f6.html">F Words</a> (#170 // September 28, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_d7f9b9ec-9e41-11e7-85ee-5bbdfe7c4bf7.html">Autumnatic falling</a> (#169 // September 21, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_cf9c7eae-98ee-11e7-b4c0-533bcb46249f.html">Stan Lee and the Crameos</a> (#168 // September 14, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_c8827cca-9346-11e7-853f-8760f0576799.html">Playing the fool - or - Tale as old as time</a> (#167 // September 7, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_cb5687d4-8dbf-11e7-89a8-db999ed0628b.html">The hype man is dead, long live the hyphenate</a> Last in the Summer (Days / Driftin’ Away) Music Series (#166 // August 31, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_ebab570c-8834-11e7-882d-8f8426941f62.html">One (or two) song glory</a> Thirteenth (and next-to-last) in the (Sweat Through Your Clothes) Summer Music Series (#165 // August 24, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_03ddf372-82bb-11e7-b8a1-e351e4a20e2a.html">Songs For An Eclipse…</a> Twelfth in the (Okay,) Summer(, We’ve Had Enough) Music Series (#164 // August 17, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_20d7369c-7d65-11e7-9206-2bc5fa022f15.html">Un-covered bridges</a> Eleventh in the (Only A Few More Weeks Of The) Summer Music Series (#163 // August 10, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_8761bd7c-77d6-11e7-9026-b3afd4c160e2.html">Un-sung heroes</a> Tenth in the Summer (Breeze Makes Me Feel … Fine?) Music Series (#162 // August 3, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_6b5cae1c-7253-11e7-8d0a-0f52f982752b.html">Gone country</a> Ninth in the (Ain’t No Cure For The) Summer(time Blues) Music Series (#161 // July 27, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_c558bb52-6cd3-11e7-89da-d7c350cd2f7d.html">The Accidental Inextricable Soundtrack</a> Eighth in the Summer (aka Monsoon Season) Music Series (#160 // July 20, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_a75b9fce-6752-11e7-a8a8-739f94b9dd58.html">Scene and heard</a> Seventh in the Summer (Means Sweating While Standing Still) Music Series (#159 // July 13, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_13aa5b30-61d5-11e7-864d-57f720d2b84d.html">Driving music</a> Sixth in the (We’ve Only Made It Through Two Weeks Of) Summer Music Series (#158 // July 6, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_49d42efc-5c44-11e7-b7a9-0b471e852f5a.html">BWONG Pt. 1</a> Fifth in the (Ugh, It’s Already Too Hot. I Hate) Summer Music Series (#157 // June 29, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_cf431ca4-56ba-11e7-8637-2f1f8f951415.html">Pickin’ and/or grinnin’</a> Fourth in the (Hey Look It’s Actually) Summer Music Series (#156 // June 22, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_f33d9f4c-5176-11e7-91cc-979d29a05023.html">Aux Cord DJ</a> Third in the (Wait, It’s Not) Summer (Yet? Still?) Music Series (#155 // June 15, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/columns/article_fdfd572c-4bba-11e7-bc38-4b9722e4335e.html">This is not a Happy Birthday column</a> Second in the (Still Not Technically (But Almost)) Summer Music Series (#154 // June 8, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/columns/article_35ff348e-4660-11e7-a7df-f3d0c5c466e9.html">In an mmmbop</a> First in the (Not Technically) Summer (Yet) Music Series (#153 // June 1, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/columns/article_35a2bc10-40c3-11e7-9338-b79de6678a80.html">Nothing makes cents</a> (#152 // May 25, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/columns/article_e90bd3fa-3b45-11e7-aea5-d7891e852249.html">I’m with the brand</a> (#151 // May 18, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/columns/article_dc142488-35b7-11e7-89c4-43ed9432bde1.html">Actually Factual Factually-Accurate Fact Retractions*</a> (#150 // May 11, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/columns/article_9b313b32-3043-11e7-8c24-47aa23bfa5fb.html">Actually Factual Factually-Accurate Facts*</a> (#149 // May 4, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/columns/article_c26ee27c-2ac5-11e7-8def-7fabcf1b89e2.html">Innings</a> Part 4 of the Double Mystery Theme series (#148 // April 27, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/columns/article_76133fba-255a-11e7-afa2-53a62c379b2a.html">Icky</a> Part 3 of the Double Mystery Theme series (#147 // April 20, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/columns/article_38a0f7a0-1fd6-11e7-83bd-c7d8dd8eb661.html">Idiots!</a> Part 2 of the Double Mystery Theme series (#146 // April 13, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/columns/article_f40a94b4-1a41-11e7-b64c-e7608447df23.html">Iconography</a> Part 1 of the Double Mystery Theme series (#145 // April 6, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/columns/article_88dd2f46-14c2-11e7-b87e-8790f15496cc.html">Hype and gimmicks, fads and tropes*</a> (#144 // March 30, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/columns/article_a965ce5e-0f4e-11e7-8dac-6738191e51e6.html">Would you rather…</a> (#143 // March 23, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/columns/article_b86c89c8-09c3-11e7-8921-1bbbe09f1692.html">Listen to Kellyanne</a> (#142 // March 16, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/columns/article_b52a6528-0446-11e7-9114-a3d0c2654028.html">Biopics and pans</a> (#141 // March 9, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/columns/article_92df6fce-fec7-11e6-a113-273a19a8d27c.html">It’s a TRAP!</a> (#140 // March 2, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/columns/article_66cb6602-f94c-11e6-85a4-934b4ff5e4ab.html">‘Television’ ‘shows’</a> (#139 // February 23, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/columns/article_878e6d92-f3cc-11e6-9cfc-9fa20a7864c0.html">The Televenn Diagrams</a> (#138 // February 16, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/columns/article_58a840ec-ee5f-11e6-b488-13498563a1b8.html">In defense of trash</a> (#137 // February 9, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/columns/article_debd5a94-e8c6-11e6-8695-af66907b5934.html">Unofficial Guide to the Super B…Big Game</a> (#136 // February 2, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_02d9b492-e357-11e6-b45a-57d7ac20c425.html">The Nahscars!</a> (#135 // January 26, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_fea6bf88-ddd8-11e6-89db-d7bea0f35582.html">(…and I feel fine.)*</a> (#134 // January 19, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_fa1d42e4-d84b-11e6-ba6d-b35695945eb1.html">The Circle of Hype</a> (#133 // January 12, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_f73ec684-d2c8-11e6-aeca-ffa23ad37d69.html">How the other half lives (and dies)</a> (#132 // January 5, 2017)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_42da5bee-cd6f-11e6-a68b-13bebeccb150.html">2016, topped (by divisors)</a> (#131 // December 29, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_8d1da762-c7eb-11e6-a508-a323181fd19b.html">Christmas, texted</a> (#130 // December 22, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_76facf32-c246-11e6-b692-6f1f1fa99746.html">Christmas, attacked</a> (#129 // December 15, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_791a909a-bcdd-11e6-aa46-9faf5f400638.html">Christmas, questioned</a> (#128 // December 8, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_4274941a-b782-11e6-ad64-2b273c3898b3.html">Christmas, commercialized</a> (#127 // December 1, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_b2ed0a92-b133-11e6-93ce-9f554a4e2cac.html">The Black Friday Hangover</a> Part 4 of Hangovermber (#126 // November 24, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_e791178c-ac44-11e6-bb1a-fbbbdd39d85e.html">The Thanksgiving Hangover</a> Part 3 of Hangovermber (#125 // November 17, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_4f3bf424-a6c8-11e6-b9a8-939cffca6393.html">The Baseball Hangover</a> Part 2 of Hangovermber (#124 // November 10, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_5636f39e-a13e-11e6-8774-8b903c68f862.html">The Candy Hangover</a> Part 1 of Hangovermber (#123 // November 3, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_600f0222-9bd4-11e6-9373-c3edf38bb56f.html">People Are Scary!</a> Part 4 of the Are Scary! series (#122 // October 27, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_e434ada0-9651-11e6-ba5d-cb0db7586cb1.html">Sitcoms Are Scary!</a> Part 3 of the Are Scary! series (#121 // October 20, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_c7c478bc-90d9-11e6-9045-73495926e4d9.html">Shadows Are Scary!</a> Part 2 of the Are Scary! series (#120 // October 13, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_3411c17c-8b4f-11e6-a8d8-c7763f843e00.html">Memes Are Scary!</a> Part 1 of the Are Scary! series (#119 // October 6, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_629a30da-85d0-11e6-b27f-b341c02c613b.html">Sweartember: Act Four</a> Part 4 of Sweartember (#118 // September 29, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_8618bc30-802f-11e6-8610-cbb8ec5b98b4.html">Sweartember: Act Three</a> Part 3 of Sweartember (#117 // September 22, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_ba186a9e-7ab2-11e6-9518-f37575a62a3e.html">When You’re An Addams</a> Intermission of Sweartember (#116 // September 15, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_c8695bc4-7537-11e6-acad-4f6610052077.html">Sweartember: Act Two</a> Part 2 of Sweartember (#115 // September 8, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_1cde3818-6fc1-11e6-910e-b3effd154146.html">Sweartember: Act One</a> Part 1 of Sweartember (#114 // September 1, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_fae66e00-6a3a-11e6-93b4-5b4f81024276.html">Suicide Sq-what? Why?</a> (#113 // August 25, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_8f4c768c-64c0-11e6-bebe-0fea34202dac.html">Time 4 (For) Back 2 (To) School, Teacherz(s)!</a> (#112 // August 18, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_c95b1356-5f75-11e6-a633-6b2abf2bb27e.html">Time 4 Back 2 School, Kidz!</a> (#111 // August 11, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_5e7e31e6-59bf-11e6-8954-935aea7cef70.html">Something Stranger</a> (#110 // August 4, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_f7f0ae9c-5430-11e6-b9bc-0704c1816f2c.html">No comment</a> (#109 // July 28, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_46227766-4eb5-11e6-85b8-97964a7b69c2.html">Trip Like I Do*</a> (#108 // July 21, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_a80ec706-494a-11e6-af8b-1bc197d0a045.html">Something strange</a> (#107 // July 14, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_47730a98-43b8-11e6-8cec-0b50fb4d3232.html">Your generation sucks</a> (#106 // July 7, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_7738090c-3e38-11e6-aa77-b77f910140be.html">You, Robot</a> (#105 // June 30, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_900a9cf2-38d3-11e6-a693-0b7512ee4f92.html">Excerpts from the new Florence Driving Guide</a> (#104 // June 23, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_2d9e5b90-334b-11e6-b438-c75fdcbb62f0.html">I’m sorry</a> (#103 // June 16, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_463ab282-2dbc-11e6-9a82-e3331a3c4f04.html">Little evolution</a> (#102 // June 9, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_7684d704-2850-11e6-bfe9-f752e3ddbae8.html">Canned heat</a> (#101 // June 2, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_b69ba148-22be-11e6-a51e-cf7cd06df78b.html">Another Tim Burton Movie™*</a> (#100 // May 26, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_aa4b5c20-1d29-11e6-a4c6-3fb1b378a5d5.html">The down-low on the Upfronts</a> (#099 // May 19, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_083942ba-17b3-11e6-95cb-0b0cf8191067.html">The Sellout Is Dead</a> (#098 // May 12, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_dbb03fe6-123a-11e6-9053-9f603b8a2479.html">Ogre-done (or “Swamp Thing”)</a> (#097 // May 5, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_8a0a4458-0cb2-11e6-b202-6f4c0502d50b.html">Why Katamari?</a> Part 4 of the Why Blank series (#096 // April 28, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_172e0a96-0672-11e6-be29-e7e5914a8677.html">Why Chicago?</a> Part 3 of the Why Blank series (#095 // April 21, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_893f4f54-01b9-11e6-8cba-13174ba0d5b5.html">Why Batman?</a> Part 2 of the Why Blank series (#094 // April 14, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_1afa1102-fc3a-11e5-b737-a36be3c85230.html">Why Weezer?</a> Part 1 of the Why Blank series (#093 // April 7, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_a139305e-f6a9-11e5-9efe-539d6faaeac5.html">Have a Happy NOTICE:</a> The Have A Happy Seminar: Day 5 (of 5) (#092 // March 31, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_d41358cc-f147-11e5-9972-478d06e162ea.html">Have A Happy Movie</a> The Have A Happy Seminar: Day 4 (of 5) (#091 // March 24, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_eaa73bfa-ebb9-11e5-9a89-db22c08a021a.html">Have A Happy Workout</a> The Have A Happy Seminar: Day 3 (of 5) (#090 // March 17, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_4995642c-e640-11e5-b7f9-efeab9733390.html">Have A Happy Spring</a> The Have A Happy Seminar: Day 2 (of 5) (#089 // March 10, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_9af1a9b4-e016-11e5-8577-eb51019ca701.html">Have A Happy Sleep</a> The Have A Happy Seminar: Day 1 (of 5) (#088 // March 3, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_eb2823cc-db52-11e5-ab9b-c733ecc3cebf.html">You have distracted from my creative process</a> Last in the Music Series of Sorts (#087 // February 25, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_6b348e04-d5d4-11e5-a723-d3ec9ecfdd74.html">One-hit wonder/Full tilt candidacy</a> Fifth in the Music Series of Sorts (#086 // February 18, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_6e13bd76-d056-11e5-a557-ab45d7762a75.html">Oh Love</a> Fourth in the Music Series of Sorts (#085 // February 11, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_5ec1b9e8-cac2-11e5-bcc4-2b8e093c1dd5.html">On longplays, concepts, and cohesiveness</a> Third in the Music Series of Sorts (#084 // February 4, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_d492c35a-c537-11e5-8673-57527cc87af5.html">BLANK and the BLANK</a> Second in the Music Series of Sorts (#083 // January 28, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_0c0b1430-bfd5-11e5-be0b-279badbda9da.html">Recording record-selling (and record-setting) records</a> First in the Music Series of Sorts (#082 // January 21, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_33376006-ba1f-11e5-9051-9fc3f3b1af8d.html">The Bowl Season Brainstorm</a> (#081 // January 14, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_bea6185e-b4ba-11e5-874b-777611ee9870.html">Look back, look ahead, look out</a> (#080 // January 7, 2016)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_36a57fcc-af1e-11e5-b669-eb4f216705c5.html">2015 in Subjective 5s (+/-1)</a> (#079 // December 31, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_58b106f6-a8f5-11e5-bac0-3bb896ca904c.html">Texting with Santa</a> (#078 // December 24, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_ce12b386-a43b-11e5-8ab8-7becc144dfef.html">Great(-ish) last minute(-ish) gift ideas!</a> (#077 // December 17, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_94aa30cc-9ee3-11e5-9131-c73d7454b908.html">From marshmallow pop to Christmas classic</a> (#076 // December 10, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_902c8bc8-9946-11e5-926a-d7ccf0d501e3.html">Dreaming of a white Christmas? Well…</a> (#075 // December 3, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_696d78e6-938b-11e5-a21d-97a84f628766.html">Let’s play Black Friday Bingo!</a> (#074 // November 26, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_8d4db314-8e6a-11e5-b098-7b56ceaf1680.html">A missive: The Message, disinterest and misinformation</a> Last in The Lie Series (#073 // November 19, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_2750c728-8810-11e5-96b9-5fed3769f943.html">The grilled cheese sandwich is a lie</a> Second in The Lie Series (#072 // November 12, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_f4f8628c-8354-11e5-a09c-777234cfd2a6.html">Did Taco Bell rig the World Series?</a> First in The Lie Series (#071 // November 5, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_62e51862-7da1-11e5-8fcd-4b91c64de39c.html">Great(-ish) last minute(-ish) costume ideas!</a> Last in The Spoooooky Series (#070 // October 29, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_33e11f88-7839-11e5-94ac-7b944b08ff9f.html">Like taking candy from a stranger</a> Third in The Spoooooky Series (#069 // October 22, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_1598074e-72b2-11e5-9be1-2f805e77b528.html">Make your haunted house into a haunted home</a> Second in The Spoooooky Series (#068 // October 15, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_65f7685a-6d2c-11e5-93dd-7bc03d7c86c0.html">Tricks and treats, picks and eats</a> First in The Spoooooky Series (#067 // October 8, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_f42b79ae-67aa-11e5-9723-cfd8a94e16a3.html">Crock the vote: An election “guide”</a> (#066 // October 1, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_a116f51c-623d-11e5-bc73-7f245806c53e.html">So you wanna reboot some TV shows?</a> (#065 // September 24, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_7621141e-5c11-11e5-ba89-e7880ba45bd4.html">Pumpkin. Spice. EVERYTHING.</a> (#064 // September 17, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_82601c12-5742-11e5-aa36-136181825d09.html">Ain’t that Mr. Mister?</a> (#063 // September 10, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_1301ba28-51ad-11e5-bad3-ebdc83ff65f7.html">Oh yeah, I’ll tell you something</a> (#062 // September 3, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_e8f81cee-4c26-11e5-8ad2-cf815655570a.html">Evenness is an oddity</a> (#061 // August 27, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_b06459d8-46a9-11e5-9aea-9f2b39dfd628.html">Poor John Travolta</a> (#060 // August 20, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_3bb415d6-411f-11e5-aa0a-eb084ef4f72a.html">Wear oh where?</a> (#059 // August 13, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_0714d2e2-3ad6-11e5-8c0b-43d945c56b96.html">Super duper stupor!, or, Super stupor twofer!</a> (#058 // August 6, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_4717fc3e-3635-11e5-94d5-2f8cbc486de7.html">Super stupor!</a> (#057 // July 30, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_86e1cca2-30a7-11e5-bcb1-a32db38f302c.html">Another Adam Sandler Movie™</a> Last in the Summer Movie Series (#056 // July 23, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_578a4bcc-2b26-11e5-93f5-2fe61c893d38.html">Are Minions destroying our children?!</a> Fourth in the Summer Movie Series (#055 // July 16, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_3703dd8e-25ac-11e5-a582-5b80528967dd.html">Bang! Bang! Bang! Pew! Pew! Pew!</a> Third in the Summer Movie Series (#054 // July 9, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_df9c677c-1f8f-11e5-a838-277612e4fd7b.html">Independence Day 2: Electric Boogaloo</a> Second in the Summer Movie Series (#053 // July 2, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_5b210ba4-1aaf-11e5-b8c3-8bb525967939.html">Nostalgia ain’t what it used to be</a> First in the Summer Movie Series (#052 // June 25, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_38948496-182d-11e5-8540-1b6db3d4587a.html">Hey now, you’re a pop song</a> (#051 // June 18, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_ad0d3b94-0f9d-11e5-ad61-d7e1a9b16ec0.html">Let me tell you of the Back Glass Wars</a> (#050 // June 11, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_d97f88ce-0a36-11e5-ae4e-9313ffad1f8a.html">I waited in line for this?</a> (#049 // June 4, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_58c8a64c-04ab-11e5-a9f0-676754c97e22.html">I fixed our alphabet</a> (#048 // May 28, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_50b4862e-ff24-11e4-bd38-e7f5b5dae7fe.html">!trelA reliopS</a> (#047 // May 21, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_6368cddc-f9bd-11e4-8761-47bbea72354d.html">A live sitcom walks into a bar</a> (#046 // May 14, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_cded82aa-f428-11e4-b9ff-8b08c573fade.html">The games kids play</a> (#045 // May 7, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_1fb8db94-ee83-11e4-bf8e-ff96565d098a.html">The classics and neophilia</a> (#044 // April 30, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_2ed5dbe6-e932-11e4-bcfb-b37ea295f146.html">Cities of Lakes, Fields of Arts</a> (#043 // April 23, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_2b72c10e-e3cd-11e4-8fd9-9f070ccf12e1.html">X marks the what?</a> (#042 // April 16, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/opinion/article_0dae020c-de4e-11e4-83fd-b30ebb78d27d.html">Black and white and read all over again</a> (#041 // April 9, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_29cbeee4-de36-11e4-afe6-9be89a6593bf.html">To pre- or not to pre-</a> (#040 // April 9, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_42abd678-d8b3-11e4-83ad-f7162b6511cf.html">Everything you know is wrong</a> (#039 // April 2, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_fa8ce7b4-d282-11e4-9d12-cb464f97be6f.html">…out like (a) lamb.</a> (#038 // March 26, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_673afdfc-ccd8-11e4-b72a-bf68c4e95ea9.html">Words are magic. Numbers are, 2.</a> (#037 // March 19, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_aa2e9b68-c84c-11e4-9f1c-c3661594d5eb.html">“Uh huh.” “Yeah.” “Hmm.”</a> (#036 // March 12, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_5d11b0ca-c2bd-11e4-ae8e-bb5416387e70.html">In like a lion…</a> (#035 // March 5, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_de5fde24-bd2f-11e4-a83f-6bd0179a765a.html">I’m hoarding food and drink</a> (#034 // February 26, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_826ba7d8-b7a3-11e4-b28f-03e34bfed3a4.html">Shake up the late-night boys’ club</a> (#033 // February 19, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/news/local/article_bd83202a-b196-11e4-88d2-df92a0ff7c13.html">Fifty Shades…uh, yay?</a> (#032 // February 12, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_bfb13208-ac08-11e4-a7fa-9bb27a44f441.html">Fifteen minutes of fame (or something close to it)</a> (#031 // February 5, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_df77bfa6-a692-11e4-9de3-0f1f1a736b36.html">Everything is awesome, except the Oscars</a> (#030 // January 29, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_dc44d77c-a185-11e4-a841-ff82b7e9da31.html">My day as a substitute teacher</a> (#029 // January 22, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/columns/article_38f4aa40-9c2e-11e4-8fa8-3b8c3029fcea.html">Determinade? No thanks, I’m driving.</a> (#028 // January 15, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/columns/article_4e9609a4-960f-11e4-ba1b-870c39fbc340.html">So you think you have the flu</a> (#027 // January 8, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/columns/article_f16c605a-912e-11e4-b76f-4b2f56a08261.html">Throwback Thursday: 2014</a> (#026 // January 1, 2015)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/columns/article_d075ecd8-8b19-11e4-8c8e-e36f1b99011c.html">Merry Christmas! I’m exhausted.</a> (#025 // December 25, 2014)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_86022858-85fe-11e4-b12d-43e5b09122cd.html">Thanks in advance, Saint Nick</a> (#024 // December 18, 2014)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/columns/article_9326a9aa-8018-11e4-b44f-2f2d75326aea.html">Pre-Christmas snooping leads to a life lesson</a> (#023 // December 11, 2014)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/columns/article_6275d45e-7b3e-11e4-93d2-1bb5fc46397c.html">What’s up with all of the birds?</a> (#022 // December 4, 2014)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/columns/article_c86db5ea-75a5-11e4-9503-07e5c3d213de.html">It’s time for Black Friday, darkest of days</a> (#021 // November 27, 2014)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/columns/article_befe95b4-704c-11e4-afd4-7f8222882848.html">You will not ban this f-word</a> (#020 // November 20, 2014)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_f496d62e-6533-11e4-a2a3-0017a43b2370.html">What is so weird about decorating early?</a> (#019 // November 6, 2014)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_32890596-5a27-11e4-84dd-001a4bcf6878.html">I survived a solo vacation … twice</a> (#018 // October 23, 2014)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_01100c98-4f29-11e4-8d8a-001a4bcf6878.html">Urban legends tell the best, weirdest stories</a> (#017 // October 9, 2014)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_73921fb0-442d-11e4-bc4f-001a4bcf6878.html">Secrets can be easy to spot, but you have to look</a> (#016 // September 25, 2014)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_6337c110-3929-11e4-8957-0017a43b2370.html">The state of America? Un-united</a> (#015 // September 11, 2014)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_ee9a2b6a-2e36-11e4-b6d1-0017a43b2370.html">VMAs show MTV as it reaches to find relevance</a> (#014 // August 28, 2014)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_86cb3af0-2329-11e4-b3fe-0017a43b2370.html">For the record, you can’t beat a turntable</a> (#013 // August 14, 2014)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/opinion/article_15d00e26-182e-11e4-8ea2-001a4bcf6878.html">Nostalgia aside, the latest Ninja Turtles get a chance</a> (#012 // July 31, 2014)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_790aa2b8-0d3d-11e4-a83d-001a4bcf6878.html">Throw out traditions, not rice, at weddings</a> (#011 // July 17, 2014)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_952f2cea-0237-11e4-910e-001a4bcf6878.html">The World Cup and some casual fanaticism</a> (#010 // July 3, 2014)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/opinion/article_f432ddd2-f737-11e3-8f2d-0017a43b2370.html">Remembering a life of strength and love</a> (#009 // June 19, 2014)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_e773d5c2-ec35-11e3-92f6-0017a43b2370.html">Turning 30 just another step in a life full of them</a> (#008 // June 5, 2014)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_989e6782-e12c-11e3-925a-001a4bcf6878.html">Right this way, Columbian mammoth</a> (#007 // May 22, 2014)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_76da6920-d632-11e3-bac4-0017a43b2370.html">Who is the real monster here?</a> (#006 // May 8, 2014)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_cf7a5902-cb3b-11e3-b26d-0017a43b2370.html">‘The’ is the word used the most of all the words</a> (#005 // April 24, 2014)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_9c650ce6-c033-11e3-98e8-0017a43b2370.html">Gray matter matters </a>(#004 // April 10, 2014)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_3f0ff8ba-aa4b-11e3-8dd4-001a4bcf6878.html">‘Jeopardy!’ asks, ‘What is a villain?’ </a>(#003 // March 13, 2014)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/article_80c88932-93f5-11e3-9f0e-0017a43b2370.html">Refresher on social media etiquette </a>(#002 // February 13, 2014)
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» <a href="http://www.scnow.com/entertainment/columns/article_060af1e4-41a7-11e3-a2c6-001a4bcf6878.html">What are we so afraid of? </a>(#001 // October 31, 2013)
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